Becoming involved in the Adult Industry (unexpectedly of course) [SFW]

After years of ignoring about.me I set up a profile a few weeks ago. Just as I expected nothing special happened. Then - some 4 days ago - my profile went viral... *cough* *hack*... I mean... I would never say that anything that I created goes viral. But there is a noteworthy increase in page views. Since end of September I got about 40 views per day on average. Four days ago I went from 40 to about 700 views per day. That is a nearly 18-fold increase. I would consider that to be significant.

Statistics

You have to realize, that about 70% to 90% of about.me users are

• CEOs
• evangelists of any kind
• entrepreneurs (wealthy folks, of course)
• fast learners
• ivy league alumni
• social media experts
• super healthy fitness enthusiasts
• self-proclaimed coffee addicts (It seems to be very hip to confess a coffee addiction in your resume. Now that is really creative. With the coffee commodity market being just over 100 billion USD worldwide I guess you are the sole coffee addict in the world. You seem to be a proper individual going your own way. Congratulations!)

oh, and bloggers... of course they are all bloggers! (I never considered myself to be a blogger. This is kinda my public diary. Sorry to say that, but I do not actually care if you read it or not and I will hide/delete it when the sabbatical is over anyway). Overall the about.me crowd runs this very world - at least that is the impression you get. So as the boring and not very successful person I am, I am kind of a misfit in comparison to the rest of the about.me crowd. And I was quite bemused that all these high profile folks apparently are interested in my personal profile (or at least clicked the photo).

Anyway, things became peculiar when I realized, that there was a growing number of views and an apparent increase in interest of people who are doing... kinda... adult related things for their profession. First I saw a number of self-proclaimed sex bloggers, "orgasm meditation coaches" (whatever that is) and people who are interested in sex and "the female orgasm" (I now realize, that all my life I wanted to become an "orgasm meditation coach" as I am very much interested in "the female orgasm" myself; maybe I'd just change professions... :D... ). Then I saw an increase in views of... models... And when I realized, that the Aziani Iron girls are the... models... particularly interested in my profile, things became really bizarre.

Aziani Iron... that's my type of girl!

So here I am, beloved pet of the Aziani Iron girls and bunny of a playboy bunny somewhere between feeling humbled and very intimidated (by muscles in particular).

People who viewed my profile #1

People who viewed my profile #2