I have to address you directly as I think this is a matter of utmost importance:
You women of Argentina are - as is widely known - most attractive and stunningly beautiful. And I am talking about a vast majority of the female Argentine population - so basically all of you Argentine women. Some of you have such incredibly good looks, that the average male heart is about to fail at the very instant they are only having the quickest and shortest glance at you. So why - for heaven's sake - are you wearing these platform shoes?! They are so utterly ugly. And they are spoiling the whole good looks. I cannot - for the life of me - understand why you ever bought these. Even more I cannot understand why you actually wear them. Particularly unbearable are those plateau'd flip-flops, that you are wearing in the streets...
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